Anna Kendrick in Alberta Ferretti
I did love this one. Sorry, couldn’t bite my tongue.
Carey Mulligan in Lanvin
Joan Allen in… a macramé necklace she saved from her old Girl Scouting days.
WTF? Now, that could be an acronym for many things, i.e. “wow, that’s fantastic.” But, I think you all really know what I’m saying!
Diane Kruger in Jason Wu
Kyra Sedgwick in Vera Wang
Are you getting a military vibe?
Kate Hudson in Pucci
TWO white dresses in a row Ms. Hudson? Are you that desperate to get married?
Sandra Bullock in Alexander McQueen
Tina Fey in Ferragamo
OK, it’s a much better effort, but somehow she manages to make Salvatore look cheap. The fabric isn’t behaving properly because I’m sorry to say, the dress just doesn’t fit her. Sorry – love you Tina!
Anna Paquin in McQueen
Drew Barrymore in Monique Lhuillier
Oh boy. Almost, but not quite. Waist down is a disaster. Thumbs up from the waist up (except for her bird’s nest hair).
Marion Cotillard in Elie Saab
Nicole Kidman in Oscar de la Renta
Mariska Hargitay in Vera Wang
Is she preggers? That would be the only reason to wear this unflattering sack. And Mariska is so beautiful, what a shame.
Vera Farmiga in J. Mendel
Did she sew this herself?
Christina Applegate in Cavalli
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Dolce & Gabbana
No. Just no.
Sofia Vergara in Carolina Herrera
Did she and Jane Lynch plan to dress alike?